Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Moonless Blog Tour - Top Ten Reasons to Eat Cheese

Top Ten Reasons to Eat Cheese

First of all, let me explain something about cheese. We all know it’s delicious. (Unless you’re crazy, in which case, I can’t help you.) But did you also know cheese is the well-spring of happiness? Let’s break it down:


Cheese=smile.

Smile=Happiness.




My default mantra is: If all else fails, eat cheese and be happy. So, with that in mind, here’s the top ten reasons to eat cheese:



10. Because you like variety. (All 800+ types.) 




9. It tastes good, and your taste buds need some excitement too. (Yes, Annasophia, like that.)



8. It can apparently help you lose weight. Check it out!


7. Can't afford to travel the world? WELL YOUR TASTE BUDS CAN!


6. According to this website, it’s an awesome source of vitamins. Duh!


5. It keeps you from aging. No, seriously. (The experts told me so, and I believe them!) 


4. Strong teeth which=a great smile—which means your celebrity crush will suddenly and completely fall for you. 


3. You’ll sleep better—it’s a proven fact. (Because this shirt says so.)

2. And you’d rather not end up like this. --->
(Strengthen your bones. Adopt a cheese.)



1. Because Crystal Collier told you to go eat cheese!

And if that's not enough to convince you, give me a month. The scientists locked in my Floridian basement are just about done with that brainwashing ray gun...

Crystal Collier, author of MOONLESS, is a former composer/writer for Black Diamond Productions. She can be found practicing her brother-induced ninja skills while teaching children or madly typing about fantastic and impossible creatures. She has lived from coast to coast and now calls Florida home with her creative husband, three littles, and “friend” (a.k.a. the zombie locked in her closet). Secretly, she dreams of world domination and a bottomless supply of cheese. 

You can find her on her blog and Facebook, or follow her on Twitter.


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19 comments:

  1. Cheese can help you lose weight? I thought it was the opposite! Now I love it even more. :)

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    1. Crazy, right? (I love scientists who give me reasons to be a cheeseaholic.)

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  2. I usually don't eat cheese--unless it's on pizza, haha--but it's my dog's favorite treat, so...she balances out my picky eater ways? XD

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    1. ERk!!!! Your dog? *palm to forehead* That's it. Heather, we need to have a serious talk here.

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  3. I must eat more cheese! If David Tennent can fall for me, I'm eating cheese and nothing but!

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  4. I had something new last weekend -a crepe filled with brie cheese, Man, it was creamy cheesy! I hope I lost some weight....not...

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    1. You made me think if cheese blintzes. Mm... (And you totally lost an ounce of weight.)

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  5. Christine has competition. I had no idea that eating cheese would get me Number Ten himself. I think I'll start simple...American slices, and work my way up. It is on.

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    1. Oh my. If you both win him over, whatever will the poor guy do? This is a YA dramady in the works!

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  6. I love all these reasons, and it would persuade me to each cheese if I wasn't lactose intolerant! I've decided I can't "test" it anymore. LOL.

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    1. *gasp* Ouch. Ashley, it's a sad, sad world for you. =(

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  7. Cheese is one of my favorite foods. I really feel sorry for those poor, lactose-intolerant souls who can't enjoy it properly...

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    1. Like Ashley up there? Yeah, ME TOO!

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      Lara!!! I'm a cheesemonger, and thank God I can taste it all. It's a delicious world out there!

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  8. I'm convinced! Off to eat some cheese! ;0)

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